climb his tree

When he is so tall you wanna climb him like you would climb a tree

When u wanna ride his penis hard

Damn look at kaden i wanna climb his tree😉😉😏

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Pulled his card

Call someone out on their beliefs or actions; to hold someone accountable, ideally in public. Examples: pulled her card, pull someone's card, pulled their card.

Ross mentioned Joey's cheating on Rachel right in front of her. Ross pulled his card.

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fighting his clown

Another name for jerking off.

“Is Jim coming? No he’s at home fighting his clown.”

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DJ Hi-Tek

The DJ of a South African rap group called Die Antwoord. He has recently gone missing and he is known for living with his granny.

"DJ Hi-Tek lives with his granny and I live with my mom and dad down the road."-Ninja-Zef Side

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Tighten his shortz

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

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his noodly apendage

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.

some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

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split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.

He came up on me so I split his wig!

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