climb his tree

When he is so tall you wanna climb him like you would climb a tree

When u wanna ride his penis hard

Damn look at kaden i wanna climb his tree😉😉😏

waif in his underwear

A literal translation of мальчик в трусиках, a Russian idiom meaning a helpless person. A reverse shibboleth used by one of Seymour Hersh's unnamed 'sources' to let the world know that Hersh was catfished / false-flagged by a Russian disinformation agent.

"Zelensky has no plan, except to hang on. It’s as if he’s an orphan - a poor waif in his underwear - and we have no real idea of what Zelensky and his crowd are thinking."

— TASS

Tighten his shortz

To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.

"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."

DJ Hi-Tek

The DJ of a South African rap group called Die Antwoord. He has recently gone missing and he is known for living with his granny.

"DJ Hi-Tek lives with his granny and I live with my mom and dad down the road."-Ninja-Zef Side

his noodly apendage

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.

some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

split his wig

To hit someone in the head; To beat someone up very badly.

He came up on me so I split his wig!

telegraphed his punches

almost like winding up for your punch or cocking your arm back; it is a little reflex that shows you are going to punch before you do it. Experienced fighters are usually better at hiding how they are coming at you or not at all. Sometimes if you are quick enough it doesn't matter.

silvers Author | 2007-05-06 22:18:30

street fighter didn't have shit. there was no art in his technique. he telegraphed his punches like a bitch and because of this he was easy to read. mma guy waits for him to swing, knows where the kids head is and bang, bang, bang. socked him with the left like 3 times in a row near the end with that shit

stolen from -(a fighting tips website)