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When a customer at a bar wants the bartender to give them extra booze that they do not want to pay for.
Customer: "Yo dawg, I want you to make my drink strong!"
Bartender: "So you want a double?"
Customer" "Nah man, just hook it up bro!"
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When you hump doggy-style and after putting your index finger in her butt you stick it in her mouth and pull her cheek.
Amazing way to end up with an angry girlfriend. Stick your finger in her butt, then pull her cheek. She is a fish. You are the fisherman. You control the rusty fish hook.
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1. When your friend who works at Burger King hooks you and all your buddies up with some 5 star eating with a 50% discount.
2. An armada of chicken fingers and fries loaded onto a trey coming at you faster than you can say "Have it your way". All for 50% off.
3. A sexual term for when a man dresses up in a King costume and is about to perform anal sex on a woman but instead shoves a trey full of french fries and chicken fingers into her ass hole.
Tyler: Yo Zack, The BK Hook-Up was awesome yesterday!
Zack: Yea, that was sick.
Tyler: Good thing Kyle got that 50% discount or that never would have happened.
Zack: Yea dude... want to suck on my penis...
Tyler: No
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1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.
I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.
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A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincter gape.
Because I wanted to look deep into her anal cavity, I double fished hooked my girl friend.
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Awesome, cool, fun, no restraints
Man, our party is off tha hook!!
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