Ian

The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world

-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.

Ian

Ian is the type of guy who screams a lot and is a furry. He has arse flakes and never shaves his unibrow.

Ian you have arse flakes

Ian

Ian is funny but he look goofy sometimes i’m not gonna cap, but he usually has one girl he talks to and her name is prolly basic like bella or sum

Ian fine as hell but i think he a pedo

Ian

a proper hampton

"quit being an ian, you old sod"

Ian

More powerful than Thanos himself. He once gave eternity a death stare and that universe imploded.

Hey, did Ian just create a new solar system?

Ian

Subject who smokes only weed from 2008.

Ian: Smoking this is like the time machine, back to 2008.

Ian

Un chico suave que fuma marihuana del 2008. A veces consigue de mejor calidad (del 2012), sin embargo sigue siendo muy suave. Normalmente tiende a decir muchas cosas sin sentido. Su caligrafía es tan buena como su habilidad para escribir en el celular y usar el corrector ortográfico. Fuerte creyente en los pilares del 5G, de las teorías de conspiración, de los aliens, los unicornios, el polvo de hadas, entre otros.

Ian may be the last resource we shall use in this world. It's effectiveness is cero.