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To position ones self so he is upside down, and jacks off until he cums. The result is a sloppy mess over his body and face, hence the self destruction. cumming sloppy mess cum jack off
I was home alone and decided to lay my legs up on my headboard and give myself a self destruction
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When you make fun of or hate someone's features, race, intelligences, weight, or etc. that you ironically have or resemble.
(Your watching a show with a fat person on it and Person 1 is actually fatter)
Person 1: "Haha, fat people are so disgusting!"
Person 2: "But your fat."
Person 1: "Yeah but it gives me Self-Enthusiasm."
Person 2: "That's sad..."
Person 1: (Silence)
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A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.
Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.
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Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.
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when the anguish and self lothing builds up so much that the only way to release it is to do your own thing
when the only thing you become afraid of and arent imune to is youself, taking control of your life,
something no one can take away from you
when hiding your work is like a game, mustn't let anyone know
they never cared, why should they now
i dont owe anyone an apology but myself. the adrenilin takes all the shit they say and do away,when the only other alternative is drugs
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Head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks mens basketball team, hired in 2003 after Roy Williams left for UNC. Has also coached at Oral Roberts, Tulsa, and Illinois. Has led three different teams to the Elite Eight, but has yet to reach a Final Four.
Bill Self's Jayhawks were the first to occasionally wear red uniforms since Larry Brown's 1988 national championship team.
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A thing that you must have to gain respect and explains the phenomenon of why the criteria of men bad boys typically Alpha men are ironically attracted to the bad girls a.k.a "bitches". Unlike good girls which are oftentimes vulnerable women which Jerks objectify and dumps afterwards he through with her; he secretly demands more of a challenge or someone equivalent.
Vulnerable girl: I don't know why Jerry dump me over Keisha. She's a female douchbag.
Boy 1: Unless she knows her self worth and that makes the difference
Vulnerable girl: Guys are so dumb these days to choose women that are narcissist.
Most bad guys are use to dating women with low self-esteem which can result in having low standards, but until a woman with self-confidence they will learn how to love and respect her.
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