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When tie your beard hair to your dick to beat off with
I just did the Irish lawnmower
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An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.
Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.
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Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
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The result of showing up to a party or other BYOB event with a six-pack with only 5 beers in it.
Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*
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Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."
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A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.
Man Joe you look like an Irish Cucumber.
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the elusive mystical creature in Ireland who comes out at night to steal your bread. Some people think its a dish, but they're just wrong.
Guy 1: Hey! All my irish bread went missing.
Guy 2: It was probably the Irish bread boy. I heard he's pretty cool, and George W. Bush thinks so too
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