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God, Godhead, God the Father: It is generally the Father, or Elohim, who is referred to by the title God. He is called the Father because he is the father of our spirits. God the Father is the supreme ruler of the universe. He is all powerful, all knowing, and everywhere present through his Spirit. Mankind has a special relationship to God that sets man apart from all other created things: men and women are God’s spirit children.
God the Son: The God known as Jehovah is the Son, Jesus Christ. Jesus works under the direction of the Father and is in complete harmony and at one ment with him. All mankind are his brothers and sisters, for he is the eldest of the spirit children of Elohim. Some scripture references refer to him by the word God. For example, the scripture says that “God created the heaven and the earth” (Gen. 1: 1), but it was actually Jesus who was the Creator under the direction of God the Father. The Holy Ghost is also a God and is called the Holy Spirit, the Great White Spirit, the Spirit of God, etc.
And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another, until thou come nigh unto Kolob, which Kolob is after the reckoning of the Lord’s time unto the throne of God, to govern all those planets which belong to the same border as that upon which thou standest.
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Praised by those who can admit imperfection and realize there is something greater than themselves.
Resented and often mocked by those who are arrogant enough to believe that they have no faults.
Also the religious answer to creation. scientsts believe the big bang theory disproves any god.
Q: Say that the big bang theory is 100% accurate, it cannot disprove god because WHO THE FUCK CAUSED THE BIG BANG
A: God
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A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.
Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?
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God is a person who claims that he wrote 'n published 3 books called the old testament, the new testament and quran. God has different perspectives for his 3 main friends. For the first friend he claimed that his name was Yehova or something like that, his first friend's name was Moses, he also wrote his first book at that time the old testament. Then after a while he came again (he prolly did not like the situation that he made) and found a new friend called Jesus this time, then he made agreements with Jesus to give his copyrights on the new testament. The book was published 400 ad and sold millions (prolly copyrights brought tons of profit to god and Jesus). Finally god came to the same place once again the mid-east (what a nice coincidence he always hangs out in there) . This time he said ''my name is Allah and yours is Mohammed, so let's start writing about the same thing but this time with different rules and nuance differences'' Mohammed said ''kool'' and they wrote the quran this time.
God has always denied his friendship with Buddha and always said he did not send anything like a guy from China or whatever that area is called.
There are also suspicions about the paternal relations between God and Jesus.
-man i'm tellin' u, u gotta talk to this person and prove it to people all around u, then they start believing and worshipping u.
- what is his name???
- dude he has lots of names, you can call him god, allah or shortly something not offensive.
-man where can i find him??
-not in here though, you gotta go buy a one way ticket to the mid-east/
- i aint goin there!
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im quoting George carlin on this one!
god is "an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you."
Kid: grandma what does god look like?
Grandma: no one knows
Kid: grandma how do u know what he wants u to do?
Grandma: dont u dare question gods existance!!!
Kid: o.O
Grandma:if u doubt him hell send u to hell
Kid: why?
Grandma: because he loves you!
Kid: o.O
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1. chuck norris. don't deny, don't hate. or else he will come after you.
2. reason of much political strife and stress. lets agree to not agree and both stfu.
3. dood hoo haz a lawt of mispeled definashuns.
4. person with his own channel on TV and owns millions of houses worldwide-just look for the fat priest.
5. creator of men, women, and Billy Mays
6. dude who died on friday, tough.
7. your boss.
1. peace and love.
2. who cares if he exists or not, shut up, we don't care.
3. seriously, I'd love to see the 5-yr olds' parents' faces if they saw their kids on here.
4. he's there, and probably your best chance at getting legally drunk, just ask for the blessed blood or whatever.
5. God bless his soul.
6. reborn on sunday, no less. where'd the weekend go?
7. and what an asshole he is.
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