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The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.
I couldn't believe it when that girl said she wanted me to make her into an Italian Mountain Yodeler
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New York slang refering to a white tank top t shirt commonly refered to as a wife beater.
It comes from the guineas or guidos sitting out on their stoops in bensonhurst smoking in their t-shirts.
It looks like salvatore spilled some marinara on his italian smoking jacket.
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Where one freezes the genitals , and then preforms sexual acts
Whoah, last night Mickey had an italian snow plow! So refreshing...
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A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.
Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!
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The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".
He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.
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This is a challenge for all the Italians or Italian-looking people out there. Basically you have to score a threesome with an Italian girl (from Italy) and an American girl. The kicker is that you have to convince the American girl that you're Italian while convincing the Italian girl that you're American. Extra points if you get 'em both indabutt. The best strategy is to speak bad Italian and broken English and make sure the American girl doesn't know Italian and the Italian girl doesn't know much English. This is a tough one...any guy who pulls it off is generally awarded pimp of the year automatically.
Mac: "Hey Guido, I heard you were trying to pull off the Italian-American challenge last night. Did it work?"
Guido: "No."
Mac: "Ooooh, looks like you got denied on the pimp of the year award again."
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the act of cleaning your dick off of semen on the upper lip of man/woman/animal/yourself(if necessary)
I gave myself a great italian lip wax.
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