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a malevolent alien being come down to earth that wears the skin of a prepubescent boy. His objective is to create popular music with a hidden sound that will kill human brain cells, when the majority of humans have been turned into vegetables his species will come to earth and ingest the human race. Justin Beibers commonly target children, mainly young girls with simple thoughtless high pitched music about love. a Justin Beiber's only weakness is the sound of rock or metal that dates before the year 2000, any other music will simply increase its manipulative ability, exposing it to rock or metal will cause intense pain in its eyes, ears and brain, prolonged exposure should cause multiple strokes and heart attacks eventually pressure in the brain will cause its head to explode. exposing the brain directly to rock with headphones should cause instant decapitation
guy #1:i had a dream i was in a flying saucer with a Justin Beiber, he tried to kill me but when he got near my ipod he fell down and died, weird dream huh?
guy #2: that was real! you got abducted by the beibers!
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Ah man sorry I shouldn't of said that that was really Justin Trudeau of me
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The worst ever prime minister that ever lived.
Justin Trudeau maybe seems nice, but he’s really not. He has done “Blackface” 4 times, extremely racist. Like this dude needs to die, have him lynched or something. I will not go on as a Canadian citizen living with this dumbass prime minister. False info, fires nurses, doctors, etc.. because they are not “vaccinated”.
(Coronavirus is not real it’s just the flu 2.0, all these vaccines do nothing to you. It’s just some watery substance what gets jabbed into your arm)
I have to define this motherfucker smh……
Justin trudeau some prime minister whose a piece of shit to everyone.
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The complete polar oppisite of definition#12
Fuck justin beiber and his cock sucking cum slurping mouth.
You know how america apologized for slavery? well canada should do the same with justin beiber!
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A disgrace to Canada and to the rest of the entire human race. Justin Bieber is a 15 year-old male who, almost everyone thinks, has a "talent" for singing, but IRL he looks and sounds like an 8 year old girl.
Found by Usher on YouTube, Bieber has become a worldwide sensation. But for the SMART ones out there, we all know that he's actually a homosexual, talentless douchebag who can't can't do shit. Fangirls actually love him for his "looks" (although he looks like a girl, which means they are all gay).
Many musicians have over 9000 more talent than this piece of trash, but he still gets number one in any situation. This is probably because the dumbass fans who adore him so much don't know one shit about real music, and really need to wake up and get a life.
His most popular songs, One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, Baby etc. sound repetitive and have weak lyrics. It seems that he can only write about girls and love, which is really really dumb. He probably thinks song writing is easy, since he can only sing "Baby, baby, baby" "One Time" "One less lonely girl" over and over until the song ends. This, in return, attract many brainwashed teens into thinking he is so good at music. On the other hand, people die a little inside from what they just heard on the radio, and throw the thing across the room regretting themselves for hearing such crap.
Girl 2: OMG LIKE, JUSTIN BIEBER, LIKE IS LIKE, SOOO HOT AND, LIKE, I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALIA INSIDE ME AND, LIKE, HIS VIDEO ONE TIME IS, LIKE, SO, LIKE FUCKING SEXY, LIKE YEA!!!!
Girl 2: OMG I KNOW! LIKE, HIS NEW VIDEO ONE LESS LONELY GIRL, LIKE, LIKE, IS LIKE, SO HOT, AND JUSTIN IS LIKE, SUPER SEXY THERE! I FEEL SO FUCKING JELUZ LIKE, AT THAT GIRL! JUSTIN IS MINE BITCH!!!11!!!!eleven!!!111!!
Me: Isn't Justin Bieber female?
Friend: Yea. Are you girls gay or something?
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Canada's worst export. Can't sing for shit.
Justin Bieber Fan: OMG, he's sooooooo amazing! I luvs him so much! Marry me, JB!
Me: Da fuck is wrong wit chu?
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A pretty popular girl who has a nice voice for a woman of her age. Other girls tend to like her because of her great looks and how she sings like she is on her period. And some girls can just relate to that.
Friend: What is that crappy music your sister is listening to?
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
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