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Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM
jersey breakfast taylor ham Coalition of Alternate Breakfast Meats 24 hours of LeMons
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A mythical creature whose entire diet is almond butter and bread and is related to bill gates
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Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.
"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"
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Penetration of the male's penis into the muffler of a vehicle and then thrusting the uncleaned carbon residue covered shaft into a vagina.
Kyle gave his unsuspecting girlfriend a Jersey Hotpipe by sticking his hard cock into the warm muffler and then preceding to insert his "gift" into his girlfriends vagina.
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Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.
Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?
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A bengals jersey is a phrase similar to butter face or butta face; it references the Cincinnati Bengals, a NFL team that has nice jerseys but ugly helmets. It is the same as stating someone has an attractive body with an unattractive face.
"Fergie has an awesome body. It's too bad she is a bengals jersey".
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When driving, to make a left turn at an intersection just as the stoplight turns green pulling out in front of the oncoming traffic.
I'm in a rush dogg, I'm going to pull a Jersey sneak at this light.
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