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the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite
ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!
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A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.
That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.
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To jizz in someone's halloween mask and then have them wear it without knowing.
I mask jizz in that kid's mask.
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It's when you find some really amazing porn and shoot loads all over your computer keyboard.
David saw dick girls on his computer monitor and biodigital jizzed all over his keyboard.
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Any male whom you suspect is gay, even if he really isn't and is simply acting gay.
"Ronaldo always comes back from the mens room with a shit-eating smile on his face, followed by lots of other guys all at the same time. I think he's a jizz receptacle.
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A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
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