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A fat girl uses her bellybutton to hump the tip of a penis. After finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.
Man, that belly-job she gave me was off the hook! *Smiles with splooge on upper lip*
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the act of turning a profitable job into a total cluster f.
forgetting to tighten the wheels on that car really turned it into a glen job.
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A low-paying, low-responsibility job that you hate and dread waking up in the morning to do. Usually grunt work that requires brawn instead of brain and usually puts you working in the company of crack heads and other lowlifes struggling to make enough money to feed their malnourished children and purchase more drugs.
I got another clunk0r job digging holes and cleaning out sewage pipes through my temp agency again.
Dave's clunk0r job of the day is licking stamps and envelopes. He's 50 and has to feed four children too.
Jim had to do more toilet paper sample tests on bums' assholes in alleys around town.
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slang for a something that is put together poorly (see to cobble).
As soon as I find a screwdriver I'll repair the shelf properly, but for now this cob job will have to do.
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To cheaply improve the appearance of a car by installing fancy wheels
"Sten's car is looking good!"
"Not impressed -- it's just a rim job."
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creating a state of the art phone that millions love, then letting Apple and Android leap frog you as your company is destroyed.
Their failure to keep up with the competition shows a complete RIM-job like approach to their product development.
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