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Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.
Omg Jordan (girl) is so nice
ya she's so pretty
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That special alone-time one has with their private parts.
Me: "Where's buddy?"
Friend "Oh he's just having Jordan Time in his room".
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Porn star from Alberta, Canada. Real name is Lori Bazzil. Now Retired
Jordan Capri is a porn star born in San Diego.
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A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.
Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!
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A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
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the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise
Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.
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The Full Jordan refers to the act of butt sex from male to female. This is for the girls who say they hate it, but secretly love it from the backdoor.
Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."
OR
Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."
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