July 20

People born on July 20 are most likely to fuck their best friend.

I’m fucking my best friend on July 20 not her brother.

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july 24

Day of the gays

Damn u lookin thick homie july 24

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Julie Demonbrun

Lindsay Lohan's alias used to escape the pressures of Hollywood, dating Fes from That 70's Show,and being the hottest redhead alive.

Lindsay Lohan = Julie Demonbrun

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fourth of july

When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.

Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.

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July 4th

A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes

Hi I like July 4th

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July 6

Anyone who’s name beginning with g has to kiss someone who’s name begins with b day

G: *kisses b*
B: why did u do that?
G: cause it’s July 6

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July 30th

This person born on july 30th is the best person ever .. yes she/he might be just A LITTLE BIT SENSITIVE .. but its ok that person will be there forever

Other person : “Hey “

July 30th : “Hi”

Other person : “I get bullied alot”

JULY 30th : “Dont worry about what other people say focus on YOU and YOUR family “

Other person : “Ok you wanna be friends?”

July 30th : “OF COURSE”

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