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A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
Look out, there is a Squabble of Karens coming!
Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.
its when u bully someone named Karen who is as small as a nano thing. Casper said this before Julie
waw Karen you look like a nano Karen
The aftermath of dealing with a karen:resulting in emotional and physical exhaustion of other normal people
karen effect:i'd like to speak with the manager and the police. i need to speak to the police manager now!
The soccer moms are breeding ground for the particularly aggressive Helicopter-Karens part helicopter Mom, part Karen, their fear of being around other responsible Mom's and outing their shitty Mothering combined with their outspoken hatred of all things that impose on the fostering of their narcissism makes for an overly aggressive cuntiness that can rarely be restrained without red wine and bon bons
That Helicopter Karen just followed the soccer ref home shouting obscenities while calling the police because the ref reminded her 6yr old son to tie his shoes.
a mom that tries to run over your life, treats you like your still in preschool, and cant accept the fact that you are a teenager and wont leave you alone about every little thing you do
for example: a Karen mom takes your phone 24/7 and tries to look at every little thing you do on it even though she's on hers way more than you, gets mad over everything that you do and then they either say "you don't pay any bills" or "your not grown yet"
A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."