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A singer who believes that she can write inspirational music, is extremely talented, and is unique because she dyes her hair/changes wigs on a daily basis.
Katy Perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through that wind, wanting to started again?"
You: No.
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A misunderstood pop star who is judged by songs she didn't even write. People think she writes about lesbian concepts because of the six songs people have actually fucking heard on the radio. People judge her because of these songs, but then once they listen to one of her other forty-some songs, including the ones she wrote herself, they realize "Oh shit, she's actually an amazing singer, songwriter, performer, and way more successful than me!" She is a flawless, amazing human, and the first female to ever have 5 singles hit the #1 spot from one album.
Person: "Oh, Katy Perry can't sing."
Person: *actually listens to her songs*
Person: "Oh shit! She's amazing!"
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The drippings of alcohol that are left after butt chugging a beer!
Bryant got wasted from that Dirty Katy
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These are the 2 best names in the world! they are cooler than any other name in the world! that includes u!! its means they are HOT!!!, KOOL!, and are fun to be with even if jono doesnt think so!! PPL WIF THESE NAMES ARE THE BEST THINGS SINCE LUCKY STARS =)
check out those dimes their names must be ginny and katie!
jono:man did u hear about those awesome chicks on friday night?
callan: nah man i didnt, wat were their names and what did they do?
Jono: ginny and katie of course! and man they rocked my world!!!
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A girl who doesn’t get a hint when it’s right in front of her. Quite dumb. She doesn’t get that people don’t like her and don’t want to make conversation but she has to keep pushing u because she is a stupid bitch. This is about a certain Katie I know. So no other Katie’s read this and take offence :)
Oh, yeah Katie?! She’s a stupid weirdo!
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a fucking bitch. she will ruin your life once you get to know her. she will steal all of your friends and boyfriends. don’t trust her with anything and NEVER be friends with her.
“who’s that”
“oh, that’s katie, she’s a fucking bitch”
“yeah. she looks like one”
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