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Kentucky Hot Stick

During the act of banging a girl doggy style, you drop a mouthful of chew spit onto your cock as added lubrication.

Earl: "I was banging Sue Lynn last night and she started to dry out on me".

Bubba: "So what did you do"?

Earl: "I popped a wad of Red Man and gave her the 'ole Kentucky Hot Stick".

by Wikipissonya September 18, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


kentucky jug fuck

When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.

Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"

by chydog November 9, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


kentucky hot brown

1.)In its simplest and most innocent form, it is a meal made with toast, bacon, and turkey then smothered in cheese sauce, often broiled for appearance.
2.)A sexual act performed as such; using a glass dining room table, two naked partners(one on top of the table and one laying underneath the table staring upward)the person under the table masturbates, while the person standing on the table proceeds to take a shit in the direction of the others face. Things are just a bit different in Kentucky.

1.)I went out to eat and ordered the Kentucky Hot Brown and it was delicious, very appetizing.
2.)I was watching amateur porn the other night and this hillbilly chick gave the dude a Kentucky Hot Brown with extra sauce, it was very unappetizing, I nearly spewed.

by Matthew Brueggen March 25, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.

Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.

by Paulba January 31, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kentucky low rider

When a car with stock suspension is lowered by an obese person in either the front or back seat.A person of 300+ lbs can lower the car up to 4 inches and can bounce the vehicle if he/she chooses to shift weight.

"yo my cousin is a fan of chicks in Kentucky low riders."

by ApimpNamedSlickback August 17, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kentucky Fried Chicken

KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken. The first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in 1952. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders", Harland Sanders became a legendary figure of American cultural history, and his image remains prominent in KFC advertising. The company is famous for the "It's finger lickin' good" slogan, which originated in the 1950s. The trademark on that slogan expired in the United States in 2006. In 2011, the "finger lickin' good" slogan was dropped in favor of "So good".

EXAMPLE:

"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.

"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).

by Dinkum July 31, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

by black flag June 2, 2004

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