lawd knows id smash

Something men say when a girl is so hot, even a priest would smash that ass.

From a meme of hulk in christian clothes, hand over heart, saying the phrase.

sees a hot girl

Mark: Dude....

Joe: I know man, I see it.

Mark: Lawd knows Id smash

Oh, I know how it works

The statement used after being told how something works or functions.

Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.

"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"

Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:

"---Oh, I know how it works."

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If you know what I mean

A common phrase, that if added to the end of any simple sentance, can make it sound dirty.

I'm gonna go scuba diving tonight, if you know what I mean.

I'm gonna make the bed, if you know what I mean.

We paid the bills the other day, if you know what I mean.

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You Dont Know Jack

This a game that is played online. It gives you 4 letters, for example PLEP. With those four letters you must make it into a witty remark, each word strating with those letters. PLEP could become "people Love Eating Pie" the quickest answer gets 1 vote. Once it is submitted other players vote on it and the one with the most votes wins ( you cant vote for urself)

Cam is good at playing "You Dont Know Jack" he always get a vote, he thinks quick.

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I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

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Do you know da wae

A large group of followers of the Knuckles religion, called Ugandan Warriors, struggle to lead people to the right path in life, showing them the right WAE.

I don't know what path to take in life
My BrUdDA Do You know da wae

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you know how we do

What a member of a group would say to suggest that some behavior is the group style, or that it's the way they usually do things. Usually said with anything from excitement to modesty, it is the response for anything from a compliment to disgust to total disbelief.

Was that you guys last night, outside the police station?

You know it.

Dude that's AWESOME/messed up/brutal/so fucking sweet.

Hey man; you know how we do.

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