Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
where everyone is. it's basically the Nottingham version of the Bermuda Triangle, if someone disappears in Ocean, they are more than likely to actually be in the lesbo corner.
a: where is everyone???
b: lesbian corner.
A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.
Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly
Bro: «i want to marry her»
Me: «WTF»
Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.
Lesbian KANYE is someone who loves boobies in ofmd. And had a channel Obsessing over taika please save me plwase help I am stuck in her basement help she is showing me pirate boobs.
Lesbian KANYE has captured me please help me please
A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.
Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.