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A Female Dominant Guy Lover (or FDGL for short) is a girl in a straight relationship who likes to be dominated by her guy especially when it comes to the bedroom. FDGLs don’t like the idea of themselves being on top due to reasons such as them not liking the idea of being on top or believing that it isn’t for them. This doesn’t make a girl any less of a woman if she doesn’t want to be on top in bed as these girls are just a valid as everyone else. Everyone has their preferences.
Kat: To be honest Grace, I’m a Female Dominant Guy Lover.
Grace: That’s great Kat. To each their own!
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Nothing can stop this one.
You may use this in only the most dangerous moments to defeat the strongest enemies.
Kim : ur mom gay.
Dylan : no u.
Kim : ur grandpap a trap.
*Dylan starts sweating of fear*
Dylan : ur brother ur lover.
*The entire omniverse seizes to exist, all thats left is a spec of dust that starts big bang 2*
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one whom is almost too gay to function and is from canada and actually enjoys being there. if you enjoy living and banging the same sex you may as well move there. you are not considered a canadian rope smker if you are being held there against your will, in that case you would be an american rope smoker which is automatically better even a gay basher would hug as long as you were american.
daniel powter is a rope smoking canada lover and that my friends is the reason he had a bad day.
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Girl who is in the club looking every which way pickin off guys at every song then leaving on the dance floor
she can't make up her mind
guy version of the pimp
"Shawty is an eenie meenie miny mo lover"
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A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
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henry the candy cane lover
henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.
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women- im on my period
henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style
ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.
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The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
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