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he knows where you live
oh god is that lucas man oh no he knows where i live oh fuck oh no
Starfish: Your a shell!
Shell: Your a starfish!
Starfish: How are you know that?
Shell: I see you underwater
Starfish: Oh your right!
Beeing a Luca!
Worlds greatest Soccer player ever, but soccer isn't the only thing he's good at, he has a lot of girls he can choose from he's an amazing guy who will always help you, he'll fuck your girl and you'll still forgive him
holy shit he's good at football, his name is probably Lucas
Disgusting person that talks about things no one wants to know. He’s quite annoying and pushy. Everyone has at least once had a feud with him.
I hate the things that Lucas says, it personally disgusts me.
Lucas is a very annoying but yet sometimes kind person. He can sometimes be smart but mostly dumb. He has a small penis and is a love bird. His most pride possession is his girlfriend. He doesn't usually get one so he has to make her a keeper. When he makes a joke he is the type of person to laugh at it. If you don't find his joke funny, he can easily get mad at you. He calls himself an artist but cannot draw very well. His mind is always on other girls but his girlfriend, but he also doesn't want to be a cheater. He has a crush on another girl but wont admit it. His younger sister is most likely to be more famous than him. He flexes that he has a girlfriend he does not love anymore. His mother owns his heart but is embarrassed about it. He is quite lame but won't admit it.
Ugh that guy is so annoying. He must be a Lucas.
Lucas is best wifey material. He might be a little gay at times but it's okay because it's funny. He makes everyones day 100x better just by being there. Lucas has an aura that comforts everyone, because if he cares about you, you'll never be in harms way. He can be compared to a dog(In a good way); he's loyal, fun, *really cute*, affectionate and protective. All some people need is a Lucas in their lives. My Lucas especially makes mine worth living. He is the perfect human, the literal embodiment of what Nietzsche meant by super human. He's often overlooked by those who don't appreciate him, but once he has left, they realize their mistake in leaving someone who would move mountains for them. Lucas is truly *the* soulmate.
Lucas is mine, you fools don't deserve such a pure soul.
The coolest person in the universe, with the largest dick...If your name is Luca, life will be easy.
Luca is the best.