Fap Master

Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.

Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight

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Master P

A complete moron. A fucktard, an idiot, a nincompoop, somebody who doesn't know the most basic of things and every time they open their mouth shit falls out.

Master P: If you don't bring back my mothafuckin money or my mothafuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't even gon see New Year's!
Normal person: Uh...Christmas comes before New Year's you fucking moron, at least try to get the most basic facts straight first before you start talking all that shit.
Master P: Uuuuuuuhhhhh!

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chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

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Master Awesome

Main Entry:
mas·ter awe·some
Function:
pronoun

1: An amazing super hero turned super villain with no real "super powers" just incredible skills with pistols and swords.
2: (a) An incredibly awesome guy who is unrivaled in everything he does (b) an egoistical loser (c) me...

1: Wow! Master Awesome is so awesome, to bad he turned evil!
2: Dude, Master Awesome is crazy, I wish I could be like him!

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jump master

when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "All OK jumpmaster"

Noodles and Smeduim were getting head, and pulled off the jump master. But Giggles got it from a dude!

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cheese master

Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.

"Cyril is such a cheese master - He needs a mouthwash"

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Sass Master

One who has a lot of sass; one that is sassy.

"Woah man! Jeez what a Sass master.."

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