Mexican Joyride

It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.

Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!

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mexican tumbleweed

The act of shaving your genitals then glueing the hair to your partners genitals with your cum.

Yo john lemme give you a Mexican tumbleweed
I gave Lucy a Mexican tumbleweed last night

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Mexican Saulder

Aka duct tape. It's silver and it holds stuff together, even on old VW bugs.

He fixed the rearview mirror with mexican saulder.

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Mexican Skydiver

When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.

Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"

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mexican cousin

a Mexican liquor distilled from the fermented sap of an agave; tequila.

I wanna kiss my mexican cousin once again

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Mexican Waffle

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.

"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"

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Mexican Ambulance

The back of a pickup truck, or a wheel barrel.

"Diago has eaten too many burritos, we have to call a mexican ambulance!"
"Yes ese, I'll get Sanchez's pickup truck."

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