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A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.
Franklin :My foreskin hurts
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.
A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.
Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.
The crossover no-one asked for.
person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover
The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience
Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.
When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”
To power vomit all day, at work.
Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."
A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy