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dirty mind syndrome

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.

Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome

by -BOFH- September 23, 2005

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filter your mind

Filtering someones mind, an action where the victim is owned, but in a stronger sense.

It can also be said in a "you're a noob" way. Kinda like this..

1. Dude, you really need to get your mind filtered.

2. Have you been filtered yet?

3. LOLZ I JUST FILTERED YOUR MIND!

by AIM: filter y0ur mind April 11, 2004

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Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019


liz hive mind

all people named liz are the same

brought to you liz (me)

the liz hive mind is ever growing

by don't have to know February 7, 2023


Mind Ya Neck

In other words, mind your business!
People who say this are usually from the East Coast.

Person 1: “Where are you going?”
Person 2: “No where, mind ya neck

by dwightschrute0120 March 21, 2021


fortune 500 mind

People with Fortune 500 minds are phenom's and run empires. You have the street smart type like Big Meech, Jay z, LOX, Nas, SUBZERO GROOVE, El Chapo, Jeezy, E40, BIGGIE, TUPAC, and are grade A upper echelon Puppet Masters similar to the Godfather™© how the manipulate the strings and control with impetuous Power behind the scenes. Then you have the legal book smart legal types like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Oprah, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, the Shark Tank ™© Moguls.

Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)

People with Fortune 500 minds are geniuses and are useless the most wealthiest people on the planet cause they're planning execution and strategies are impeccable and second to none bar applause!

by Insurrection February 14, 2019


Klingon mind meld

The act of intercepting an incoming headbutt with one of your own. Not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headbutt someone wearing a helmet.

I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!

by PTTG May 3, 2015