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Li More Cake

When culinary discretion goes on vacation, the "Li More Cake" steps into the spotlight, a towering testament to the age-old adage, "lay it more." This isn't just a cake; it's a full-blown sugar spectacle that appears to have been designed by a hyperactive six-year-old with a credit card at a candy store. Imagine every sweet treat conceivable—sprinkles, gummy worms, marshmallows, Oreos, cookies—all piled onto one unsuspecting cake base that surely didn't sign up for this. The result? A dessert that doubles as a crash course in endocrinology.

Commonly seen holding court at children’s birthday parties and those family dinners where everyone counts down the minutes until they can politely leave, the Li More Cake serves as both a dessert and a conversation starter—or stopper, depending on your dental insurance. It’s as much about bravado as it is about baking; a culinary dare that looks like what would happen if a piñata exploded over a cake stand and everyone just went with it.

But the Li More Cake isn’t aiming for subtlety. It’s the life of the party at events where the joy is mandatory and the themes are as mixed as its toppings. Each slice is an invitation to an impromptu game of "Name That Topping" or "Find the Cake Under the Candy," providing a sweet distraction from Aunt Marge’s third retelling of her Florida vacation story.

Alex: "Hey, have you tried the Li More Cake yet? It's like a sugar rush waiting to happen!"
Jordan: "Oh, I've seen it. Eating that cake is like making a pact with your future diabetes!"

Tara: "Did you see the cake at the dessert table? It’s absurd!"
Kevin: "Yeah, that Li More Cake is something else. It's like playing a game of 'spot the actual cake' beneath all that candy."

Ava: "Is that cake supposed to look like that, or did they just throw everything they found in the kitchen on it?"
Nate: "Pretty much!

by memedoctor5000 April 16, 2024


Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more

It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact

by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021


fabi ily more

das is die wahrheit

jeder der sagt, dass fabi evelyn mehr liebt als sie ihn, ist ein lügner.
es ist ein fakt
es gibt nichts was dagegen spricht
das is ne regel lol

f: ily bae
e: no fabi ily more
f: ne Ily moreee
e: lügner staph

f: ily bae
e: ne fabi ily more
f: ok hast recht das ist ein fakt
e: danke bae

by zekku November 23, 2018


Onze More Fusion

A delicious mix of two exotic flavours that refreshes your mind. The perfect partner for refreshment.

Not everything fuses so good like Onze More Fusion.

by Candy loverr December 12, 2021


Dylan loves Amanda more

Dylan loves Amanda way more, it even says it here in the dictionary. All the proof Dylan may need. If a Dylan is fighting against an amanda about who loves who more. Show her this

Dylan loves Amanda more than she loves him.

by Random guy proving a point January 3, 2022


Zoe loving jobe more

There is many ways of describing love but this is another true way of living your life with your love. These two hand and hand, but come on we know that the Zoe’s love the jobes more

Oh ZLJM Zoe loving jobe more!!! YOURE SO IMPORTANT

by MagicMoon___ February 7, 2023


No More Words

You're talking, it all sounds fair
You promise your love, how much you care
I'm still listening and still unsure
Your actions are lacking, nothing is clear

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

Remember when the words were new
They carried a meaning, a feeling so true
But I'm looking for a long romance
Not a picture of passion or one time chance

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

Well don't fool your self
Your empty passion won't satisfy me
I know, so don't pretend that you want me
You don't want me

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

We make love, it's all the same
Your eyes show nothing, no lover's flame
But don't promise we can work it out
You can leave right now if you're feeling doubt

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

No more words
You're telling me you love me, you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

No more words (and no more promises)
No more words, and no more promises of love
No more words (and no more promises)
No more words, and no more promises of love

by Death Menace September 17, 2023