mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

Mud chigger

Mud chigger - When a mud cricket and a glitter chigger reproduce .

Oh look. The glitter chigger and mud cricket reproduced another mud chigger. Here we go again.

Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

P-Mud

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Dude I gotta go P-Mud!

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

mud wheel

An autoerotic masturbatory position where you shit in your hand, then eat the feces off your dick while fellating yourself

Brandon thanks his weekly Yoga classes for enabling him to mud wheel

Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”