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When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.
Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"
Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.
The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".
Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.
a word that badboyhalo uses to call his friends idiots or stupid.
Quackity: FUCKING DUMBASS
badboyhalo: LANGUAGE! you muffin head!
Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.
She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string