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Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.
She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string
A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.
I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!
The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".
Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.
When a man pleasures a woman orally and attempts to yodel while he does it.
"What was the weird, muffled singing I heard last night?"
"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.
The most polite and ingenious way of saying knockers known to mankind.
"Do you like my Summer muffins?"
When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.
To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.
Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.
Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.