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When a guy awakes from a cat nap with a boner
Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!
Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.
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When you take a major fall off of typically an off road personal vehicle...ex: dirt bike, atv, quad, etc. This could also easily be applied to falling off of anything really...ex: bicycle, skateboard, rollerblades, stripper pole etc.
Holy sh*t dude! Did you see that douche bag try to jump over that dune on his quad? His leg is turned around backward! That was the worst dirt nap I've ever seen!
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To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
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When you are eating a meal, and ingest enough food to feed a small village and you feel like your insides are going to explode. The only thing that would make you feel better is to throw up and go into a food coma.
I just ate a shit-ton of food. I could really go for a good old Puke 'N Nap.
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A modern day disco nap, or a late afternoon nap in order to prepare for a night of Ke$ha inspired partying.
Person A: Hey, what are you doing?
Person B: Oh I'm taking a Ke$ha nap in order to prepare for tonight!
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another name for naples, florida ; not Indianapolis. gets its name because Republican snowbirds coming from northern US are always napping or being extremely laid back which is why it takes forever to get anywhere .
bro 1: Yo where u live ?
bro 2: naples
bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...
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Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.
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