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A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
morning wood...but it’s at night.
Samantha: *enters the room*
Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression
to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.
then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
The Fresno Nightcrawler; Some consider it an alien. Others, a fun urban legend and endearing addition to pop culture.
Hey did you hear the story about the Fresno night crawler?