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originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead
Dale: i thought you were dead!
Brennan: No i was faking i used ninja focus!
The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
A ninja kiss: (n) a kiss in which the two participants are kissing in a group of people, without anyone within the group noticing they are kissing.
Shelby: Did you notice?
Laura: Notice what?!
Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!
Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!
A squadron of highly trained individuals hired by Nintendo to take down romhacks, copyrighted and leaked content very quickly.
They're never seen, only heard of.
For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:
AM2R,
Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,
PM,
every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",
etc.
Person 1: Aww dude, I was gonna download this awesome romhack, but now it's gone.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.
One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.
Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
The leader an ninja based skating group.
He's part of Public Square Group and helps skating through the shadows. He skates alone and specializes in flatground... At night he accepts oncoming challenges to take his title. But it isn't going to happen...
He has ninja front foot catch on all tricks and doesn't understand the meaning of sketchy...
Some attack such a person for there honor is on the line but it's suicide. A man of his stature doesn't fight, they kill. He is skilled in Skateboarding and Ninjutsu to the highest level possible.
Skater 1:hey man what's goin' on?
Skater 2:dude i hear the Skateboard Ninja is hittin' the park at night
S1:seriously!? we got to find out which park?!
S2:He kicked my ass last time... I want to the title. So i have to win this time.
S1:Dude u suck tho... u cant even heelflip..
S2:(silence)...... i can dream can't i...
S1: lolno u can't skatenub
A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.