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To intentionally put off studying or homework by stalking people on Facebook. WIN!
I should be studying for my first Calculus 2 exam tonight, but instead I decided to stalk random friends on Facebook... I am demonstrating Mac-Dyl's Law.
The funniest debate to read and talk about cause uber 1337 nerds get all worked up.
BOB: Did you hear about the Mac vs PC debate?
BILL: No.
BOB: Good, cause its not worth the time to talk about it!
someone, such as brendan, who can kick a kickball really far so they get the nickname when they're in 3rd grade
What stupid people say when they realize there is yellow stuff on their sleeve.
Cain: Hey John, what's that yellow stuff on your sleeve?
John: FUCKIN' MAC AND CHEESE!!!
When two overweight, interacial, women scissor.
”Oh dude, those two women probably do the lesbian big mac.”
United to make a country called the United Nations of Potebana with Banoonoo Mc Queen.
The baddest bitch you’ll ever know.
If someone calls themselves a Potato Queen, they are automatically the baddest living bitch.
There are many other queens of veggies and fruits as well.
Her-“I’m the Queen of Potatos!”
Others-“OMG SUCH A BAD BITCH!”
Her-“Call me Pwatato Mac Queen!”