Random
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Random
Noun
Definitions:
1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.
1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"
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The state a woman enters when she only finds Asian males attractive.
Ashba:Whoa did you see that hottie
Brittany:The one with all that black hair
Ashba:Yeah,omgz he so hot.
Brittany:I think hes Korean.What ever he is,that guy is fine
Ashba:He's got me going Az crazy
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A good slang for anything that is extreme...
DAMN!!! Thats Crazy Bluntz!!!!
That chics titties are crazy blunts
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An ex-stoner, known for his 1337 skillz. He be droppin da bomb! He's also gangsta!
Dat guy havin sum crazy legz, niggah!
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When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....
Maxie's crazy carpet ride was a hit down the slopes.
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Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?
2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
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While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!
Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.
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