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The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
A reference to when one gives a no look reach around hand-job, after which cheap cigars are smoked.
We were stuck at a party and couldn’t find a closet, so I settled for a Dominican oil change.
A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.
The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.
Oil up for daddy is typically said your mate who is a quote unquote "straight" male but in turn this person actually touches you all the time and tries to get "freaky" with you. When he says this he sometimes says "No I don't actually want you to oil up" but regardless of that he will never say that he's not your daddy. So pretty much this means he DOES want you to oil up and he DOES want to be your sugar daddy.
Mate: "Oil up for daddy"
You: "Woahhh kinda gay buddy"
Mate: "Noooo I don't actually want you to oil up that would be gay"
Feeding a girl an assload of beans then arming her with a buttplug. Wait for the pressure to build, aim, then fire Macsquisie!
Ok, now point that oil missile and let er’ rip.
Your hot friend with a bubbly personality. The Bonnie to your Clyde.
Your healthy partner in your food journey. Your pick me on a stressful day.
"It's 4pm, time for some chai and pakoda, bring out Tirupati Edible Oil."