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The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.
I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.
A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""
Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!
the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her
“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”
but i have to include-baked bean <3
When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.
I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.
Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!