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An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”
“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”
“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
a phrase brought into this world by Ave (not Ben) that is similar to brain fart, just more exciting.
It usually takes place during a brain malfunctioning and or pause/erosion of a thought process which can cause random replacement thoughts.
Ave: "VSHVZB boobs HUHHHH"
Ave: "..."
Sky: "What are you saying"
Ave: "My bad, that was a mind orgasm"
Sky: "You have way too many of those. Also, that phrase is so smart and definitely created by you and not Ben. So amazing!!"
When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it
Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism
The most pleasurable heart stopping feeling anyone could ever imagine in the best way possible caused by something feeling complete
“yo this food is gonna give me a perpendicular orgasm”
“that nap gave me the best typa perpendicular orgasm anyone coulda ever imagine”
It’s when you orgasm/cum so hard ur heart goes into shock and emits a short period of pain from your body seizing up as you orgasm/cum
Yo I was fuckin my girl soooo damn good she got satans orgasm Nd not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out
- a pleasureless orgasm that vibrates the penis
I was laying in bed and felt a subliminal orgasm, then jumped out of bed to check my underroos.
Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”