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Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.
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a pizza restaurant that sucks in every city except for fort wayne, indiana, where the man who owns them lives. never eat there unless you're in fort wayne.
Boy 1: Want to go to Pizza Hut?
Boy 2: Not unless we're going to the Fort.
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An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.
It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?
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The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.
Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.
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"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
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A bowl made out of pizza filled with tomato sauce with cheese and pepperoni on top.
For lunch today I ate a pizza bowl.
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Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!
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