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Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.
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a pizza restaurant that sucks in every city except for fort wayne, indiana, where the man who owns them lives. never eat there unless you're in fort wayne.
Boy 1: Want to go to Pizza Hut?
Boy 2: Not unless we're going to the Fort.
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An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.
It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?
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The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.
Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.
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Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!
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Rich kid who owns a pizza franchise
Person1: Bruh did you hear pizza boy just bought ANOTHER pair of AirPods
Person2: yeah bro that pizza boy rich as hell
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A bowl made out of pizza filled with tomato sauce with cheese and pepperoni on top.
For lunch today I ate a pizza bowl.
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