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Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.
Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10
n. A local ordinance that provides for the allowance, and celebration of gay marriage, and set a precedent in Fantasy Football procedures as it relates to the transference of ones franchise.
The Lee-Patrick Rule set a clear precedent which has been followed by generations before us, as it pertains to the name and content of a team in the event of a separation of an owner from the league
A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
Strangulation.
Grand Rapids police are commonly trained with the Lyola technique. It’s very useful and appropriate.
I’m gonna do a Patrick Lyoya on you!
With exceptional quality, especially in music
The last bar of Movement 3 was Colin Patrick McKeon level
The coolest, most godly, most attractive guy on the planet, a baseball KING
Yo did u see that homer, that guys such a patrick cagney