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The Perfect Bite

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.

The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.

by osvodk May 28, 2022


Amanda Perfect

A bad person that people just let walk all over them for some reason. Someone that is convinced that they are more important than everyone else around them. This person is manipulative and narcissistic. To other people an Amanda Perfect like a God. Jesus. Know it all. Teacher's Pet. An Amanda Perfect will say things about you behind your back. You'll find out. Yet, you'll remain friends. You just let Amanda Perfect say and do as she pleases. An Amanda Perfect likes recognition from authority.

If Amanda perfect were here, she would be sitting on her ass while her boss did all the work.

by Empethany Vale July 20, 2021


the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 6, 2017


Perfect Little That

a phrase used by Kat Dennings in the movie Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (which was based on a book called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist but wasn't all that accurate).
Said phrase was used to compare the classic underrated outcast girl to the classic pretty popular bitch and can be used as an alternate name to, really, any perfect and popular girl one comes across.

Norah: Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with Perfect Little That

by Jolly Ringwald February 14, 2012


The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that loves eachother and has fun together and is nice to one another

Taylor and Desi are the perfect couple

by Lake420 November 23, 2020


Tankis-perfected

Someone so intelligent and sexy

He must be a Tankis-perfected

by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021


Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.

Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.

by but for October 20, 2017