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a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?
A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.
Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.
An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "
When you jump from one dick to another during sex.
Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "
The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*