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Politics

What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words

John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(

by Joesphzulu December 22, 2020


Politics

A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.

Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue

by I lost the big game June 2, 2021


Politics

Many blood sucking parasite

Yeah we're learning about politics in school.
Damn! the Politics nowadays suck.
Watch out for the politics over there in The Tall Grass.

by Adrien James November 21, 2019


politics

stupid shit. anyone who's too into politics should not be trusted

Guy 1: Do you want to talk about politics?
Guy 2: No *walks away)

by wikipedia has a gay sex page?! December 16, 2023


Political Perry

That one guy that will always bring politics and their views into absolutely everything that you are talking about.

Person 1: Hey what did you think of that new movie?
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest

Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry

by CrocoWithAGlocko November 2, 2021


polite bite

a tone that someone has to their voice where they say the nicest thing and have venom in their voice so it doesn't come out sounding nice

"We will go to the park, won't we?"

and sounds like " We are going to the freakin park and your going to freakin love it, so shut the heck up."

and the person it was said to mumbles "easy with the polite bite"

by spankyy December 30, 2008


Reality Politics

When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.

Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!

Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!

by la petite femme December 14, 2015