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EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before
Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!
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Crying or tearing up while defecating.
"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"
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A combination of fecal matter blended up like a malt, made to drink like a milk shake. See fecal fetish for more details.
My boss enjoys a poop smoothie in the morning, he's a fecal freak!
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when someone pretends to grab your nose and then pretends to swallow it, poop it out and stick it back on your face, you now have a poop nose.
AHAHAHA I GAVE YOU A POOP NOSE
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1) slang for a male homosexual 2) any male who gives anal sex to a woman or a man 3) a person who inserts objects into another persons ass.
"John loves the gay bars. He knows he'll meet plenty of poop pushers there."
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a slang term for the muscles that allow you to cut a poop short.
Her poop cutter was so strong she almost broke a mutha fukka off.
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When 2 or more close friends gather into a public restroom and release their bowels together.
"Let's ditch the girls and go take a group poop!"
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