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Nookie pudding is when you're doing anal and she craps on your dick. Then you put it In her pussy.
I met this chick last night and she begged me to give her a nookie pudding.
A woman whose weight problem can most easily be attributed to a habit of general overindulgence, but more specifically her fondness for any form of dessert
Ben: God, that woman's put on a fair bit of weight hasn't she?
Greg: Yeah, she's turned into a right fatty pudding
A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
Spunking over a solid poo.
Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top
Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?
A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.
My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.
A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top
Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?