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(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.
“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”
one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!
Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.
Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.
As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Michael got into another relationship! How?
Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.
How do you know?
Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.
Don't be like Michael.
A metaphor for getting a piece of work done as quickly as possible, usually a piece of work that you don't care about very much. Often used in advertising agencies.
"Hey Brett, the deadline for that print ad is 8am Monday morning, we really need to shit that puppy out if you don't want to work the weekend."
A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.
Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.
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That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.
7👍 8👎
A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.
andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
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