salty lassi

An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.

Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...

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salty seagull

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..

Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?

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Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

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Salty

To be dirty, and a perv, or a perverted phrase, action, or movement.

Mackie is so salty.

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salty phone

to ejaculatecum on the ear listening part of the phone, and give it to a friend for use.

i totaly tricked reggie with the old salty phone yesterday, and he's totaly cheesed off.

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salty milk

The name of the hottest man alive.

Sam: salty milk..?

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salty balty

when a fly ass nigga get mad

person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"

salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"

person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"

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