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When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker
Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...
Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.
Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.
Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave
Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH
Coined by a local hobo overheard during WABC7NY coverage of the 1993 failure of the Sonic the Hedgehog Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, this appears to be a term related to what the man was smoking out of his crystal meth pipe when he saw the balloon deflate.
"Jeepers creepers! I gotta stop blazing this Coney Island Rock Salt! It looks like that big fucking balloon is coming right towards me!"
Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?
Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’
Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man
Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you
Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what
Jerome:I did bath salts
Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU
(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.
sweat shower salt perspiration
Definition: To not completely believe what someone tells you, because you know that they do not always tell the truth.
You must take Mr.Wong's statements with a grain of salt, he often exaggerates.
Take what you see on the news with a grain of salt.