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When you rub a girl's vagina with your hand outside of the her underwear, but inside her pants.
"I couldn't finger her because her parents were in the front seat. So I just gave her a hand sandwich."
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two white people having sex with a live chicken pecking at the girl's vagina.
See Movie: "Pink Flamingos" Scene: Chicken Sandwich
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A sexy behind filled with a face or sperm. The object of desire (the person's bottom) becomes an arse sandwich only when one's face/ sperm is applied as filling. Yummy!
Man (on seeing a sexy arse): "I could stuff my face with some arse sandwich."
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Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."
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When you leave google to go to a site and then go back to google without using the back button resulting in google sandwiching in the page youre viewing. Usually a form of protection when viewing a site that you don't want to be caught surfing.
Escaping the page is done simply by using back or forward button either will get you to google.
"Dude youre watching porn at work! NUTS! You better Google sandwich it in case the boss comes back."
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Eric: Wow youre seriously watching a Chris Crocker Video? Here comes your girlfriend.
Mike: Shit I better google sandwich it quick!
Eric: Good thinking!
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Kelly: So wow this guy I'm dating really is a convict. Here's his mugshot.
barbara: Oh no here he comes! Quick Google it nOW! Act natural!
Kelly: Whew that was close. Good thing I had my google sandwich on.
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Hot chick: Ew here he comes. He's gonna want to be invited, quick change the page.
Loser: Wow you guys are surfing google. Cool. I better go back to being lame. Bye.
Hot Chicks sidekick: You TOTALLY fooled him with the google sandwich.
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Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.
Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.
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