bee bee sea

Long way of sounding out BBC (big black cock)

"Omg Becky he has such a Bee Bee sea!"

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Sea Lion

the action of a teacher committing an unspeakable atrocious (sex) to students, usually in the form of orgy.

Leo, stop being a Sea Lion
Dean's girlfriend got Sea Lion-ed

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Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third

John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells

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old man and the sea

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.

Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book

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sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls

look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.

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Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

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Sea Monkey

monkeys that were drowned in the sea?
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"

sea monkeys? what sea monkeys? i don't sea any monkeys!


when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.

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