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Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process
I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear
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Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5
Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day
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Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.
"Let's make a quick run to Wal-Mart, can you please change your clothes before we leave though? You can't go anywhere with me wearing those hoochie daddy shorts!"
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A beautiful girl that was runner up on the show: Americas Next Top Model-Cycle 2, which came out in 2004.
She was born in New jersey on august 24, 1981. Her dad was African-American and her mom was Caucasian. She grew up in a rough area of New Jersey and was a member of Possy 6-1, a gang in NJ. Because of Mercedes environment she became a very mean and rude girl, which she admitted on a interview. She later moved to very nice neighborhood in Valencia, CA and the new environment helped her to become nicer.
In 1999 at the age of 18 she made her 1st TV appearance on MTV's Fear. Many people do not know this and the show aired 4 years before Top Model when nobody knew who she was. In 2003 Mercedes was diagnosed with Lupus, a incurable disease. She was later was in College to become a Psychology major when a friend suggested that she try out for Americas Next Top Model. She got on Cycle 2, and she made runner-up.
Since then Mercedes got a modeling contract and is currently working on ads, Commercials, TV shows, and movies. Mercedes is doing her best to live life to the fullest, even with Lupus.
Nobody1- "Do you know who Mercedes Scelba-Shorte is??"
Me- "Only the most funny, beautiful, and perfect girl in the world......"
Nobody1- "...what??"
Me- "Oh i mean she was the runner up on Americas Next top Model...and shes the most perfect girl in the world"
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prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.
Damnit, my Gucci bag broke- I'll pick up a new Louis Vuitton at Short Hills.
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An excuse to do stupid crap.
Person 1: Lets go smoke some pot
Person 2: NO, thats the stupidest idea...
Person 1: Come on life is too short
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I do believe Dennis has a little sugar in his shorts
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