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Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself
PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
People I hate most!:
You!
Myself!
Simon FUCKING Cowell!
Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"